Special Rocket Launchers For Everyone

Ladies and gentlemen, today is a special day! I am thrilled to announce that every single one of you in the audience is going home with a brand new Special Rocket Launcher! Yes, you heard it right! This is not a drill! You get a Special Rocket Launcher, you get a Special Rocket Launcher, and you get a Special Rocket Launcher! Everyone gets a Special Rocket Launcher! Everyone gets to channel their inner Jamsheed! Make those Ganados go poof! So go ahead, jump for joy, scream your lungs out, and celebrate because today, you are all winners! Congratulations, and enjoy your brand new Special Rocket Launchers!